Hey, don't look at me. I don't even pretend to understand AFL and honestly, if I wanted to watch beefy men run around in tight short-shorts and tackle each other, I'd go to the Sydney mardi gras. Though cricket has always confused the hell out of me, despite my missus' best attempt to explain it.

SHOULDER PADDED WITH TISSUES AND STANDING BY! ♥ OMG, LONGFIC IS AMAZING; I'M NOT EVEN SURE HOW LONG WHAT I'VE GOT IS GONNA BE ONLY THAT IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO HAVE MAGICAL PORN IN IT BECAUSE WHY NOT \o/